Corn Mush
Is there anything sexier than a bearded fat man covered in corn mush?
Is there anything sexier than a bearded fat man covered in corn mush?
Ever wondered what a 16 month old Tesco ‘Tuna & Sweetcorn’ sandwich looked like?.. Neither did I. Turns out it’s not pretty.

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Before I even got the whole can open, I detected a vague aroma of sweet corn, along with what I can only describe as a deep musky funk. Put ‘em together and it smells like corn that forgot to wipe.
In just a single serving, you’ll experience a wide array of textures. Without getting too gross, it’s because the disease is more advanced in some kernels than others. One bite might be kinda chewy, while the next might burst in your mouth like a black pus-filled blister. (Whoops, forgot about the not-too-gross thing. Oh well. Nuts to you!)