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Is there anything sexier than a bearded fat man covered in corn mush?

Summer Time Fun

Vortex Grill: Double Coronary Burger

• 1/2 pound of Sirloin Steak
• 5 strips of Bacon
• 4 slices of American Cheese
• 2 fried eggs.
• Lettuce
• Onion
• 2 Grilled Cheese Sandwiches (for buns)

Lup is fry-up eating champion – The Sun; Thursday, 12 Jul, 2007

The speedy guzzler downed FIVE and 3/4 platefuls in just 12 minutes.

“I was only an egg and half a croissant away from finishing the sixth plate.”

“I told you not to feed her after midnight!”

Home of the 30,000 calorie sandwich

THE MEGA MEL BURGER

Rules
1. If you leave anything in your plate, you will be disqualified.
2. If anyone takes anything off your plate, you will be disqualified.
3. You must be able to walk and talk after eating the mega mel burger.
4. If you get sick at any time, you will be disqualified.
5. You have 2 hours to eat the mega mega mel burger.
6. We will stop you from eating if at anytime we feel you are going to get sick.

Ingredients
• 1.5 pounds of fresh ground
• 1 pound of bacon
• .25 pound of American cheese
• lots, lots of lettuce, tomatoes, onions & pickles

Happy Digital Birthday Pong A Long – Meat Cake for all